What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...