Murphy said to his daughter
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The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Weathermen Are Nuts
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Fortune
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Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Flying to Frankfurt
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What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Out of food supplies
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Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....