Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...