A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.