What’s that sound?
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Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
New scientific element : MAN
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Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...