Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...