How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...