How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...