Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...