Bad luck finding a place to hide
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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
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Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Different sex outcomes
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Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Rules to give to your Boss!
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Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...