The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...