Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...