Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...