New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...