Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...