Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...