A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...