If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...