ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.