The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!