A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...