The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...