Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!