Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....