The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...