Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...