These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Vikings in a Dome.
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Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
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If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...