How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...