Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....