One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...