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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
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Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
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Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
If a frog parks.
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Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...