Dead Ringer, Part II
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Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
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What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
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Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...