Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...