Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...