Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!