I\’m glad I\’m a woman
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Hippie in a Bar
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Redneck Census Form!
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
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This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Never talk to the parrot
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What is green and eats nuts?
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Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
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Why make woman beautiful?
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