Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...