The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...