A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.