Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...