Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...