Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...