I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...