Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...