Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...