Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...