Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...