What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...