Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...