Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...